Posted by Rocco Colangelo on Jun 17, 2019

 

 
 
 
 
Chairman –     President Donna
National Anthem – Barry Smith
Grace –   Mike Mushett
Toast to the Queen - Donna
Attendance –   14
Guests -   none
 
Announcements: 
Dave Hardy: Asked for volunteers, to help out at Birkdale Arts Community Centre, Birkadale Arts Festival, Birkdale Ravine, 1299 Ellesmere Rd. , Scarborough ON, M1P 2Y2.
Saturday June 22nd from 9:00 AM to about 3:00 PM https://www.birkdalearts.com
Dave distributed written instructions for various jobs:
Job 1: Manager of sourcing the food for the BBQ and delivering it. 
Job 2: Manager for Helping to Sell the food.
Job 3: ManagerResponsible for Maintaining Clean facilities. 
Job 4: Manager of Serving the Food.
 
 For further details, contact Dave Hardy, Basil Dias or Gordon Brown.
 
Gordon Brown, will be sending out another reminder of the Charter party, hoping  that you will register to attend.
 
Marbelous Draw -
Maddy conducted the draw, Donna pulled the winning marble belonged to Rocco, however, sorry Rocco only $5.  
 
Kevin Manuel, asked for a toonie from anyone who didn't know the name of the NBA championship cup, you guessed, not too many new. Kevin updated us of the following:
"The Larry O'Brien NBA Championship Trophy" is the championship trophy awarded annually by the National Basketball Association (NBA) to the winner of the NBA Finals. The name of the trophy was the Walter A. Brown Trophy until 1984. Thanks Kevin.
 
Kevin, then asked for happy bucks,
Rocco was happy to donate the $5,
Gordon happy with the FIFA Women's World Cup event,
Arthur happy his son got to enjoy watching the game while eating a couple slices of pizza.
Barry Smith as well the rest of us happy that the Raptors have done so well and could very well win the "Larry O'Brian Championship Trophy" 
 
PROGRAM:
Since the scheduled speaker for today was no show, everyone enjoyed the extra time in sharing the fellowship, stories; jokes etc.
 
S@A Kevin Manuel had to step in to point out that the meeting had to be brought to a close.
 
Gordon Brown, reminded us that there no meeting Wednesday, and to register for the Chartered party. 
 
Next meeting, Jun 26, 2019
A Celebration of Donna's year as president
 
Jokes of the day:
FIFTY BUCKS:

Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,  And every year Bill would say,  "Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter"
 Blanche always replied,  "I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,  And fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,  "Blanche, I'm 85 years old.  If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."
To this, Blanche replied,  "Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks."
The pilot overheard the couple and said,  "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.
If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!  But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.” Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went. 
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.  He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,  But still not a word...  When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,  "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.  I'm impressed!"
Bill replied,  "Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Blanche fell out,  But you know,  Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"

Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

imageOne night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers. He shakes his head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."